Drunk Convos From Afar

Me: I had to get Gooballs medicine because he has worms
Petree: It's not funny!
Me: It's not-
Petree: IT'S NOT FUNNY! Promise!
Me: Promise what?
Petree: That he's not gonna die
Me: He's not gonna die. I'll take good care of him
Petree: PROMISE!
Me: I promise!
Petree: IT'S NOT FUNNY!